Entries from October 2009 ↓

Singer looking forward to the challenge

JENNIFER Lopez and Will Smith hit the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angels Tuesday night for the Los Angeles premiere of Michael Jackson’s eagerly-awaited This Is It Documentary.
Jennifer, 40, looks rather fabulous in this picture. She’s still Jenny From The Block, dawg!

And Will looks his usual old self in this pic.
This Is It features […]

NICK Jonas is branching out from the Jonas Brothers — he’s launching his own solo act!
“Nick is working on a solo act — it’s called Nick Jonas and The Administration. Shhh! He’s at the photo shoot for the album cover right now,” Nick’s mom, Denise Jonas, told Parade magazine Tuesday.
Denise also gushed about her soon-to-be […]

KELLY Osbourne’s dad Ozzy doesn’t want his daughter to rush into marriage.
The Black Sabbath rocker admits he only granted Luke Worrall, 20, permission to propose to Dancing With The Stars contestant Kelly, 24, on the condition that they don’t go through with the wedding until they have lived together for a while.
“I said: ‘You can […]

The fan that assaulted Leona Lewis in the Leona Lewis autobiography book launch in Waterstones Bookstore in London on October 14th has been sectioned.

 
Oct 14 2009. Leona Lewis signs copies of her new book ‘Dreams’ at Waterstone’s booksellers in Piccadilly on October 14, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)
But Peter Kowalczyk, 29, […]

Article by FJ from: FJ Girls Female Celebrity News

Leona Lewis Bookstore attacker sectioned!

The 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony were held on October 26 at the The Beverly Hilton Hotel
Beverly Hills and a few big name female stars were in attendance including Hilary Swank and Kate Beckinsale along with Charlize Theron. Kate we think managed to pull off the red carpet stunner award with ease!
 
 

Oct 26 2009. […]

Article by FJ from: FJ Girls Female Celebrity News

Kate Beckinsale and The 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony. Photos!

Its a pretty bad week for Doll and The Kicks! First their fans trash some poor girls house, which they had to “square” with her parents (wonder how much that cost?) and now Morrissey goes and flakes on them by getting all “ill” and cancelling the tour, so there goes their great support slot!

Here are some better pics I got hold of from their facebook crashed party.

(All pics by Deano Harrington.)

There’s nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce, which is good because this is nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce.

Now don’t get us wrong, this is certainly bitter. The problem is that it’s the divorce of Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl, and if she was any less famous then she’d be, well, you.

However, since Kelly Rutherford’s divorce contains pregnancy, accusations of assault, laptop-throwing, violent temper tantrums and a child that appears to be unironically named after a brand of handbag, we’re willing to let the non-fame pass. But only this once, you hear? We’re not a bloody charity, Kelly.

Kelly Rutherford might be the least famous woman on the planet at the moment, but at least she’s got a decent plan to change that. First she got a job acting on Gossip Girl, which is admittedly a show so awful that most people would rather fling themselves under a tram than even be in the same room as a television that’s broadcasting it, but it’s a start.

Then Kelly Rutherford decided to get pregnant, a desperate bid for fame that has previously worked for the likes of Angelina Jolie, Queen Victoria, Barack Obama’s wife and your mum. And now Kelly Rutherford is ready for the final stage – the bitter, petty, public divorce from her estranged husband. Kelly Rutherford, welcome to the big league.

The source of the bitterness is a custody scrap between Kelly Rutherford and husband Daniel Giersch over their two-year-old-son Hermes. The long and the short of it is that Kelly Rutherford wants to take Hermes from California to New York while she films Gossip Girl because she thinks that Giersch will run away with the boy and never return again, and Daniel Giersch thinks that Hermes should stay with him in California because Rutherford is a mad-faced old nutter who can’t stop throwing computers at people.

Incidentally, what is it with mothers in custody cases and laptop-throwing? First Denise Richards did it, and now Kelly Rutherford’s been accused of it too? The message is clear – if you’re planning to leave your wife, invest in a netbook. Or better yet, a notepad. Or better yet, a roll of bubblewrap and a markerpen. Anyway, E! Online has more:

In a brief court hearing this morning, Rutherford’s attorney, Lance Spiegel, said that the move would be in keeping with little Hermes’ bicoastal lifestyle and that interrupting the routine could prove detrimental as the toddler “has never once spent a night away from his mother.” Takesh Hallin, an attorney for the 34-year-old Giersch, meanwhile, maintained that his client was the boy’s primary caretaker.

Don’t get too excited about this divorce, though – although the potential for ugliness is huge, Kelly Rutherford is due to start filming Gossip Girl in New York this weekend, so a verdict will no doubt be reached imminently.

We wouldn’t like to put ideas into the judge’s head, but there does seem to be one glaringly obvious solution to this mess, here – find out which parent decided to call their son Hermes, and then give custody to the other one. Bingo – problem solved.

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Yesterday was a beautiful, moving, historic day – Jennifer Lopez totally sang a duet with Marc Anthony! Squeee!

You know what that means? That Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony care about Barack Obama enough to perform in Washington on the night of his inauguration? No way! It means that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are deliberately showing the world a sincere display of their love for one another to fight claims that they’ll get divorced on Valentine’s day.

So, OK, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony won’t get divorced on Valentine’s day. May bank holiday it is, then. Set your watches, kids.

If there’s one lesson that we choose to live our lives by, it’s this: never, ever underestimate Jennifer Lopez’s ability to make it all about herself. It’s a lesson that’s served us well so far in life, and it’s the sole reason why we didn’t fall backwards off our chair gagging and spluttering and clawing at our face last night.

Because last night Jennifer Lopez outdid herself. Last night, Jennifer Lopez managed to make the inauguration of the first black president in the history of America all about her. And that takes some doing – believe us, we tried.

You see, while the rest of the celebrity world celebrated the inauguration of Barack Obama by either promising to not be a shit mum on his behalf or – in the case of Aretha Franklin – wearing a silly hat and singing a bunch of free-associated words to the tune of God Save The Queen, Jennifer Lopez decided to show the world that she probably wasn’t going to get divorced from her husband Marc Anthony as quickly as everyone thought.

There’s been a lot of speculation that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to get divorced in a little over three weeks – speculation substantiated by Jennifer’s appearance at the Golden Globes last week, where she dressed in little more than a a sparkly hanky and didn’t have her wedding ring on. And that’s why, with the entire world watching, Jennifer Lopez last night decided to set the record straight by singing a loving duet with Marc Anthony at an inauguration ball. People reports:

The crooner completed his inaugural performance by bringing “my wife,” Jennifer Lopez, on to the stage with him, for a duet… Earlier in the evening, Anthony had said, “I wrote this next song about Jennifer. I must have been psychic.” The song was his decade-old “You Sang to Me.” The couple ended their duet with a kiss. “Man, she’s cute,” Anthony said after Lopez exited the stage.

There’s nothing about this story that isn’t completely adorable. The slightly-too-long-for-the-sake-of-photographers kiss, the hamfisted verbal reassurance that Marc Anthony still finds Jennifer Lopez attractive, the way he dedicated You Sang To Me to her, the way he also dedicated the follow-up song I’m Keeping The TV You Dreadful Bitch. All of it, adorable from beginning to end.

And, we have to admit, it worked. We no longer believe that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced. Well, we do, but but we promise to look surprised when it happens. We think that’s what they want, anyway.

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A good marriage is like a delicate recipe – if you pour in too much salt you’re gonna eff up all your pastries. And you know what happens then?

The only person who’ll eat ‘em is that one crazy uncle that lost most of his tongue to a series of mouth cancers. If your experience is anything like ours, that’s one uncle you don’t want to invite over too much. He tries to float the conversation when really there’s only one thing we want to talk about – the portion of jagged lip that sticks out from under his moustache.

Back to marriage though – good ones, even in Hollywood, take work. And that work occasionally involves bopping other men while you’re husband is wasting away deep inside a prison. Say, that sounds just like Amy Winehouse’s marriage – at least according to the man who’s moving to divorce her.

If Amy Winehouse’s future song titles continue to be as ironic as her Rehab tune, then its a safe bet her next album will contain titles like Hey, I think I just smelled myself, I’m thinking about firing the literal squirrels that generally style my hair, and Blake & I are still over the moon.

If her songs take a more realistic turn then we’ll just hear her sing all about how Blake Fielder-Civil is moving forward with a divorce filing. Because he is, apparently. And just as well too – once his marriage is broken and shattered he’d be free to love his six-foot tall white-collar crime cell mate in a much more guilt free manner. Even in jail cheating is seriously frowned upon, you know.

Well that’s what we heard – but the Blake/Amy divorce actually has nothing to do with Blake cuddling the man that bought him for two pieces of bacon and a lit cigarette. How could it? That never happened! No – the divorce Blake is currently craving has much more to do with his wife bumpin’ uglies with a series of surprisingly lice-less men. Or maybe just one man. We haven’t ever counted.

But as the Associated Press puts it:

“A lawyer for Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband said Monday his client will be seeking a divorce on the grounds of the soul diva’s alleged infidelity. Attorney Henri Brandman said he had been instructed by Blake Fielder-Civil “to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy’s adultery.””

Now don’t you fret if you feel personally invested in the Fielder-Civil/Winehouse marriage – just because Blake told his lawyer to get things started doesn’t mean the divorce will ever actually be properly pushed forward. After all – Blake is currently in jail.

Just you think about that for a minute.

If you’re still crying about the whole thing, might we suggest you go back to a happier time. Try this last Christmas, for instance, when you came downstairs and found Winehouse’s boobies in your stocking or something.

Yes, yes we seem to remember reading that headline.

Perhaps it was worded differently.

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