THE jihadis of ISIS are using Hello Kitty notepads to organise their massed ranks. Either that or else the pad in the photo below is official ISIS merchandise, filled with directives and sent from the shadowy figure of the Great Kitty herself.

Can she be stopped. Can Hello Kitty become See You In Hell Kitty?
We’ve assembled the weapons that ISIS are using to foment Armageddon.
Hello Kitty Airsoft

Tipped Bullets  
Hello Kitty Bulletproof Mask

With optional chainsaw

Grenades

Hello Kitty Colt Gun

Hello Kitty Tank

Hello Kitty Gatling Gun

Shiny Pink Hello Kitty Pistol

Hello Kitty Bomb

Hello Kitty Machine Gun

Hello Kitty Taser

Hello Kitty Shotgun

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

Hello Kitty AK47

And finally….

Can anything defeat Kitty’s men?
Yes! Maybe… Just maybe…

Spotter: Kitty Hell
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