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You never know what Charlie Sheen is going to say.

And the actor certainly doesn’t disappoint in the upcoming July/August Playboy, in which Sheen touches on a slew of topics, including the real reason he got fired from “Two and a Half Men,” the origin of his outrageous catchphrases, his attraction to prostitutes, and why he’ll burn his kids’ friends’ homes down.

Sheen blames his firing from “Two and a Half Men” on comedian Dave Chappelle.

He tells Playboy: “Everybody thought I had OD’d or whatever. No, I had a f**king hernia blow out of my stomach. I called the paramedics, because that’s what you do, right? It was because of a Dave Chappelle sketch. Remember the scene where he’s a blind white supremacist who doesn’t know he’s black? It’s f**king hilarious. I’d never seen it, and I laughed myself into a hernia. That is 100 percent true. It’s his fault. There you go. Dave Chappelle cost me my job.”

Sheen goes on to admit that most of his catchphrases uttered during his meltdown “came out of nowhere.”

He says, “It wasn’t planned, it was just random, The tiger blood? I don’t know. It’s just a very dangerous animal. And there’s a tiger in Apocalypse Now, by the way, so maybe there’s a connection there. Adonis DNA?  I don’t know what the f**k that was about. That was just stupid. That went a little far.”

As for his attraction to prostitutes, the former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss says, “I’m not saying I’ll never be with a prostitute again. But it’s hard. Parts of it are soulless and parts of it are nourishing.  It’s always a roll of the dice.”

Sheen, who notes he’d like to spend more time with kids, adds how he’ll discipline his kids if they ever screw up big.

“They have one, maybe two chances to call me anytime, no questions asked, and I will come and get them,” says the “Anger Management” star. “But if there are signs of any physical damage on their bodies, then there’s going to be gunplay involved. It’s a whole different story for whatever house they’re leaving. That sh*t gets burned to the ground. Period, the end. When it comes to my kids, I don’t play around.”

The Playboy featuring Sheen’s entire interview hits newsstands on June 29.

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An innocent girl and one of Brown’s bodyguards were caught in the middle of a brawl between Chris and Drake. The incident that started as a taunt ended up brutal and bloody. While Chris Brown tweeted a photo of his wounded chin, Drake claims that he never threw a bottle or even a single punch.

It happened in a New York City nightclub when hip hop rivals Chris Brown and Drake started a brawl reportedly because of Rihanna. Witnesses say that the fight started when Chris Brown sent over a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table as a “peace offering.” Drake was said to have sent a bottle back with a note that says “I’m f****** the love of your life, deal with it.”

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Anyone hoping that Katie Price and Simon Cowell would take their rumored-fling and make it into something more are going to be disappointed, because it appears that the UK glamour model/reality fixture has become engaged for the third time…to her Argentinian model boyfriend, Leandro Penna!

The pair were spotted out and about in London this past week, with Jordan wearing a massive pink engagement ring, and her spokesman confirms:

“It’s true — they are engaged. Leandro proposed to Katie while they were away skiing recently — and she said yes. They told her children but had intended to keep it secret for a while. No wedding arrangements have been made and they are both quite relaxed about that for the time being.”

Well of course no arrangements have been made – she still isn’t completely divorced from her second husband, Alex Reid!

But hey! If they’re happy – and don’t mind exchanging vows with translators – then who are we to judge?

Congratulations, you two! All the best!

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Is deportation on the horizon for The Dictator?

Could the bold comedian behind Borat and Bruno get the boot?

Will Ali G be, uhhh… you get the picture!!

Sacha Baron Cohen recently admitted in a candid — by his standards, anyway — interview that he could be kicked out of the United States for crimes committed in the name of art!

The British born actor/comedian fears returning to Kansas or Arizona, where local police could dredge up outstanding warrants earned from the HIGHlarious hijinks of his earlier films.

If Sacha is arrested, he could easily lose his work Visa.

He describes one run-in with the authorities while filming a bondage scene for Bruno in which he barely got away:

“The manager called the police and we knew we had about five minutes before the police turned up and I would be arrested.”

Yikes!!

And he fared no better while filming Borat. Sacha continued:

“They had so many complaints that there was a Middle Eastern man driving through America in an ice-cream van that the FBI assigned a team to us.”

Not only would deportation be a drag on his marriage to Isla Fisher, but we suspect it might further delay production of Les Miserables… AND THAT WOULD MAKE US ANGRY!!

Here’s hoping those crack detectives from Kansas never catch up to him!!

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