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You know when you’re just like, standing on your porch fishing in the rain with your redneck family and you’re reeling something in and all of a sudden AN EFFING SHARK EATS IT? Do you know that feeling? Because I didn’t before and now I do, having just watched this video. It starts with the lady one, Sarah, reeling in her line with something definitely on it, and as the videographer comes closer to the railing to get footage of the fish coming out of the water…a pretty huge shark comes out of the water as well and eats the fish right off the line.

Now I don’t know about you, but one of my Top Five biggest fears is sharks. I’m so scared of sharks that as a child, I used to panic in hotel swimming pools, imagining that a baby one had somehow come through the pipes in the building and slowly grown to maturity in the depths of the pool. Ridiculous, yes, but can you 100% guarantee that it wasn’t going to happen to me? Well, also probably yes. But still. The point is, the shark is the perfect predator. It swims faster in water than I can run on land, it can smell a tiny drop of blood in vast gallons of ocean water and come hunt me down, and its face is just a tooth trap that opens. Add to that the fact that it has a dorsal fin — basically a sign on its back that says, “Hi, I’m death, I’ll be reaching you in approximately six seconds” — and I’m done. If I ever see a shark while swimming, it won’t even need to bother attacking me, my heart will spontaneously implode in fear.

So the fact that this shark was visible from their porch is probably the most horrifying part of it. They were just fishing and suddenly a huge fucking shark was in a place that no huge fucking shark should ever be. That’s the single advantage that we have over sharks — there are certain places they aren’t supposed to be. Like shallow waters, or hotel swimming pools, or RIGHT UNDER YOUR PORCH. If I’m standing on my verandah and I can see a shark, I’ve made a huge mistake.

Did I mention that sharks are hugely terrifying? I don’t know if I did. Regardless, watch this video. If nothing else, you can lose some of that water weight from lunch. Literally.

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Did you know that Josh Hutcherson auditioned for the role of Spider-Man in the movie The Amazing Spider-Man way back when? Yes, before he started he entranced as Peeta Mellark in The Hunger Games, he got a few friends together to audition for the role. Of course, as well all know now, they went with Andrew Garfield. And our BFF Josh got a different kind of break into the business. One that involved getting to kiss Jennifer Lawrence. 

Considering that he’s J. Hutch and considering that he’s always adorable, this video is absolutely precious. Just look at him in his glasses! It’s hard to believe it, but when he shot this tape he had no idea that he would be so famous, so soon. Pretty crazy to think about, right?

At this point, he pretty much was another unknown actor who probably had a small fanbase from his early movies. But now he’s Josh Hutcherson. The global superstar who will spend the rest of his life being called Peeta Mellark. Or as I call him in my head, “I’m Peeta and I know it.”

Now that we’ve uncovered this little gem, it’s time to find old Jennifer Lawrence audition videos. Those will be priceless. So whoever is hiding them, please send them my way!

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An all-star edition of Celebrity Apprentice could be in the offing, the New York Post and several other outlets are reporting.
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An all-star edition of Celebrity Apprentice could be in the offing, the New York Post and several other outlets are reporting.
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What the next season of American Idol will look like is anybody’s guess right now.

The  latest name to be floated around at Fox as a possible new judge is—get ready for…

Happy Birthday to Harper Seven Beckham! It seems like just yesterday David Beckham and Victoria Beckham welcomed her into the world.

Though this bundle of cuteness is only one years old, Harper Seven has already done more than some of us will ever do! She has traveled to various places, been to multiple fashion shows and already has celebrity friends like Suri Cruise!    his mini-fashionista seems to have everything a girl could ever want, tons of clothes AND great genes. So what could you possibly get this little cutie?

We searched the interweb high and low for some appropriate gifts that won’t have her running to return them.

Check out the gallery below for a peek at what we think would make Harper very, very happy. And you very, very broke.

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• Baby Harper Seven Beckham Adorably Sticks Her Tongue Out At The Paparazzi

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An all-star edition of Celebrity Apprentice could be in the offing, the New York Post and several other outlets are reporting.
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