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While you spent your afternoon trying to decide if 45 gallons of fresh water would be enough to keep you hydrated during Hurricane Sandy, Mila Kunis spent it strutting around Los Angeles with an alleged baby bump — just hanging out for all the world to see.
Yes, the latest rumors in the world of beautiful fetuses involve Mila Kunis being pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s child. Or just being bloated. But bloated doesn’t sell headlines (although it probably sells Activia) and therefore we’re going to go with the baby bump angle.
(Note: the photo above is not the notorious baby bump photo. That’s here. This photo is from another day, when she’s possibly checking to see if there’s a baby in her belly. Or just possibly seeing if she’s really the world’s sexiest woman.)
Why? Well Mila Kunis does own lady parts so getting pregnant’s not wildly unrealistic. If everyone started saying Ashton Kutcher was sporting a baby bump I’d be like *cough* attention whore *cough* prosthetic *cough*.  But since it’s Mila, it’s definitely biologically possible.
Also Radar Online reports that one time Mila Kunis told Glamour  that she wants a family and a baby at some point in her life. And if you’re as good at reading between the lines as I am, then you know she’s basically saying, “next time you see me out looking a little bigger than usual in the uterus area, just assume I’m pregnant. Don’t call me, don’t call my publicist, just spread the rumor that I’m pregnant!”
So even though you’re probably busy wondering how much you can return your non-perishables for if this storm turns out to just be a PR stunt for Weather.com, take a moment and send positive thoughts to the maybe baby growing inside Mila Kunis.
(Photo:Â Felipe Ramales, PacificCoastNews.com)
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Reports are coming in that Jessica Simpson’s Dad, Joe Simpson has finally come out of the closet. How will this affect Jessica Simpson’s weightloss plans? Insiders say Jessica is devastated by the news and the rumored reasons behind the divorce are scandalous enough to have Jess go for some comfort food. Her dad Joe had confessed to having an affair with a 20 year-old boytoy. Apparently, even 10 years younger than Ashley Simpson.
It has been a difficult year for the Simpsons as Joe was charged with two counts of DUI in August after going beyond the legal limit on a breathalyzer test in Sherman Oaks, California. According to the Enquirer, “The police report stated that there was someone else in the car with Joe. Some reports have stated it was Tina, but now the belief is that it may well have been a boyfriend.â€
Joe, a former Baptist minister turned music diva manager had split earlier this 2012 from Jessica’s mom Tina after 34 years of marriage.
Divorce documents state the Christian couple split because ‘the marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities’.
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I’m loving Fergie’s travel look, especially that hat and blouse. I wouldn’t mind adding both of them to my wardrobe! The jacket is cute, too. About the only thing I would trade for travel would be those heels. Granted, you’re sitting during most of a flight, but I would NOT want to have to make my way through a large airport in those puppies. Fergie is a committed fashionista.
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Any by that we mean he can’t stop using you to garner a little attention for himself.
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He explained:
“I think that’s what hurts the most about what went wrong a few years ago. Because I’d just come from the worst place in my life. I’m not blaming anybody, but when I finally found happiness (with Price), it was the first time I’d felt good. I felt good about everything. I think that’s probably why I’ve never been able to (move on)… I’ve moved on in leaps and bounds in one way but in another way I’m still a bit tortured inside.”
Yes, breakups can be difficult.
But c’mon! Time to move on! This tortured soul bit isn’t really going to get you anywhere. Let’s try a different angle to get your career started again, okay?
While you spent your afternoon trying to decide if 45 gallons of fresh water would be enough to keep you hydrated during Hurricane Sandy, Mila Kunis spent it strutting around Los Angeles with an alleged baby bump — just hanging out for all the world to see.
