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Just because Joe Jonas is famous and just because he guest-starred on Married to Jonas does not mean that he can walk around with  impossibly high standards for a girlfriend. But he does anyway because  he’s Joe Jonas and he thinks being the brother of the guy who dated Miley Cyrus means he can say whatever he wants.

Recently a source, who we trust completely because sources (like hips) don’t lie, said Joe Jonas whispered the following dream into a dark room.

“Joe is super picky,” a source tells us. “He wants a girlfriend and he wants her to be Christian. He’s a really good guy and wants a girl with strong morals. He’s being set up casually by his friends but he hasn’t met anyone who has peaked his interest just yet.”

Hear that? He not only insists on dating a Christian woman, but he also insists on her having strong morals. Frankly it’s insulting his expectations are so high. What else does he want? A woman who puts the toilet seat up? I mean, it’s ridiculous how these guys get famous and then get greedy. I think we can underscore the fact that he’s being super-picky. This basically borders on obnoxious. But I guess that’s what happens when a guy rides his high horse atop a pedestal into the sunset of a thousand screaming tween girls.

At most you’re supposed to have one standard for a significant other. It can be “taller than me” or “college graduate” or “has last name Hemsworth,” but it cannot be more than one. It’s like no one else spent their weekend reading old self-help Xangas and combing through them for advice like I did.

Ugh, men. Why must they always have standards, in the plural???

(Photo: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com)

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How do celebs spend Thanksgiving in Hollywood? You’d be surprised how most would ditch the lavish catering services for the comfort of homemade Thanksgiving meals with their families. Some do drop the diva attitude and even spend time tackling the turkey in the kitchen.

Jessica Alba hard at work on a Turkey. Her husband Cash Warren posted her pic on Twitter.

PDiddy, a  turkey and his mother Janice. The rapper makes sure everything is going fine for their lavish Thanksgiving dinner.

No zombies in her kitchen: Milla Jovovich knows how to kickass and make a good Thanksgiving meal.

A happy Mariah Carey shares a moment with her hubby Nick as he preps their Thanksgiving dinner.

Maria Menounos is pretty much hands-on when it comes to roasting her turkey.

And Jessica Simpson sends her Thanksgiving love on Twitter with cute snaps of her baby Maxwell and and fiancé Eric Johnson.

She may have lost the first of her X Factor acts, but Nicole Scherzinger didn’t look too upset as she headed out for dinner on Sunday.

University of Missouri–St. Louis alumnus and St. Louis-area native Matt Hirschfeld has made a name for himself in Los Angeles by creating black-and-white celebrity caricatures. In December, he'll bring his artwork to his hometown crowd when his digital …
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University of Missouri–St. Louis alumnus and St. Louis-area native Matt Hirschfeld has made a name for himself in Los Angeles by creating black-and-white celebrity caricatures. In December, he'll bring his artwork to his hometown crowd when his digital …
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(ABC)

Chris Brown’s vulgar Twitter fight with comedienne Jenny Johnson was a heated topic of discussion on Monday’s “The View,” with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck likening the singer’s insults to “verbal rape.”

Hasselbeck said she thought Brown’s graphic comments — which included calling Johnson a “hoe” and suggesting she perform a sex act — were “disgusting,” adding, “It seems like verbal rape to me.”

She stated, “What he wrote should never ever have to go across any sort of Twitter feed… It was vile.”

Whoopi Goldberg, however, disagreed with Hasselbeck’s take on the situation.

She said, “I disagree with ‘verbal rape.’ I don’t think that’s verbal rape.”

Goldberg offered, “Both were verbally assaulting each other.”

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Author and actress Sheila Kelley ("Lost," "Matchstick Men," "Singles") is launching a new campaign entitled, Redefining Sexy: Believe in Your Beauty, which aims to redefine the terms "sexy" and "beauty" through a provocative video featuring true …
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Any by that we mean he can’t stop using you to garner a little attention for himself.

It’s been two years since his divorce from Katie Price, yet the memory of Peter Andre’s marriage to her haunts his memories still. Peter was a guest on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories this weekend, and he opened up about how their relationship has scarred him for life.

He explained:

“I think that’s what hurts the most about what went wrong a few years ago. Because I’d just come from the worst place in my life. I’m not blaming anybody, but when I finally found happiness (with Price), it was the first time I’d felt good. I felt good about everything. I think that’s probably why I’ve never been able to (move on)… I’ve moved on in leaps and bounds in one way but in another way I’m still a bit tortured inside.”

Yes, breakups can be difficult.

But c’mon! Time to move on! This tortured soul bit isn’t really going to get you anywhere. Let’s try a different angle to get your career started again, okay?

[Image via WENN.]