And Now It’s Officially Confirmed: You Will NEVER See Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

Sorry, Americans.

Donald Trump is never going to release his tax returns — despite promising to do so after he was done with his “audit” — and so you should stop hoping you will EVER see them.

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Speaking to ABC News this morning, Trump’s mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway — who was busy getting owned online by a dictionary earlier today — confirmed flat-out that The Donald will never, ever release his tax returns.

Ever.

Speaking about the White House‘s response to an online petition that drew hundreds of thousands of signatures requesting to see The Donald’s tax returns, here’s what Conway had to say:

“The White House response is that he’s not going to release his tax returns. We litigated this all through the election. People didn’t care. They voted for him, and let me make this very clear: most Americans are very focused on what their tax returns will look like while President Trump is in office, not what his look like.”

Sounds… suspicious????

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Russian investments, Chinese investments, big deals in the Middle East, major debts around the world… nah, we don’t need to know about any of that stuff, right??

Wrong!!!

Here’s an idea, though:

Trump claims no one cares about his taxes. The next mass protest should be on Tax Day to prove him wrong.
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) January 22, 2017

Oh, that sounds amazing.

Let’s do that!!!