Entries Tagged 'Gossip' ↓
April 18th, 2014 — Gossip
April 18th, 2014 — Gossip
RIP Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez, 1927-2014:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Nobel Prize winner for Literature, interviewed at his home, October 21, 1982.(AP Photo).
Two boys play soccer in front a mural painting of Nobel Prize-winner Gabriel Garcia Marquez in Aracataca, Colombia, Jan. 4,2006.
April 17th, 2014 — Gossip
Sharing pictures of herself pouting has become one of her favourite pastimes in recent months.
April 17th, 2014 — Gossip
BACKPAGES: Manchester City draw 2-2 with Sunderland at the Etihad and the talk is of City’s crisis. What about’s Sunderland’s inability to hang on and win at the ground where not to long ago the talk was of a 100% home record?
Didn’t Sunderland blow it? Just seven minutes from time, the league’s bottom side were 2-1 up.

City were for large parts CATatonic. But a win could have been a CATalyst for Sunderland to achieve unlikely Premier League survival. It was CATastrophe not for City but for Sunderland.

Lowly Sunderland could have down with two more points for a win.

All hope lost of poor City in third. Sunderland fans might laugh.

Surely for two-goal Connor Wickham, it all went right? Well, nearly all – the Black Cats were just seven minutes away from a great win.
And City are not rock bottom. hey are third. It is Sunderland who are rock bottom.

Only the Telegraph looks at the match from Sunderland’s viewpoint. But his goals were not about City; they were about getting Sunderland off the bottom.

April 16th, 2014 — Gossip

A CLEARLY bonkers Canadian dentist called Dr Michael Zuk has spoken of his not weird and distressing at all plans to clone dead Beatle John Lennon and raise him as a son.
See, he’s got DNA from the singer’s tooth and doesn’t see any weird moral implications of owning his own little Beatle, like he’s the evil empire in Star Wars, making a load of Jango Fetts.
Dr Zuk, who lives in Alberta, bought the wisdom tooth at an auction and sighs that the technology to clone Lennon is not currently available to him.
Thank Zuk for that.
He said, with regards to raising the little freak: “He would still be his exact duplicate but you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes, that kind of thing.”
“But you know, guitar lessons wouldn’t hurt anyone right?”
He’s not finished being mental though. Zuk also reckons that the clone could make a claim on Lennon’s estate, saying: “I don’t think I would be the one, you know, owning his property, he would have the rights when he was old enough to make er, make a claim.”
And might he make an army of John Lennons? He said: “Well, if it works once it’s going to work again, right?”
Someone invent a robot with a giant foot that follows Dr Zuk around for the rest of his life, kicking him up the arse every 20 seconds, just for being such a grating shitweasel.
April 16th, 2014 — Gossip
April 15th, 2014 — Gossip
April 15th, 2014 — Gossip

THIS is the new graffiti work, suspected of being a Banksy, which appeared on the side of a house on Fairview Road adjacent to St. Anne’s Terrace, Cheltenham. The picture of three bland men listening into a telephone call is just a few miles away from Government Communications Headquaters (GCHQ), which is responsible for providing signals intelligence and information assurance to the British Government and Armed Forces. But not for nicking your mobile phone and internet data.
The Gloucestershire Echo reported that the owner of the house, Karren Smith, 48, said she saw men packing a white tarpaulin into a van at about 7.30am on Sunday.
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April 14th, 2014 — Gossip
The pop princess continued her bohemian sartorial display in a fun floral two-piece as she arrived at day three of the annual Californian music event at the Empire Polo Club in Indio on Sunday.
April 14th, 2014 — Gossip
She made a dramatic return to ITV2 as the eleventh series of The Only Way Is Essex aired its final episode. Stepping out on Saturday evening, Lydia Rose-Bright’s entrance was no less memorable as she made an appearance at London nightspot the Libertine Club sporting a semi-sheer blouse.