Pippa Middleton is After Justin Bieber?

(HollywoodLife)

“Watch Out, Selena Gomez — Pippa Middleton Has Bieber Fever!” exclaims another logic-defying piece of drivel from HollywoodLife.

“It’s no surprise that women love Justin Bieber,” writes the blog, adding, “but his newest admirer is one of the most eligible bachelorettes in the world: Pippa Middleton!”

Really?

HollywoodLife notes, “The singing sensation has signed a deal to sell his products through the Middleton family business, Party Pieces.”

OK, but how does Bieber selling his products on Middleton’s family’s party website mean that Pippa is after the singer and Selena Gomez should “watch out”?

It doesn’t. And not even the silly site can explain its preposterous claim.

Still, HollywoodLife ends its nonsensical post by writing that it feels Gomez is “more of a reasonable love connection for the Biebs, but who knows — he loves older women!”

Funny how HollywoodLife writes that Gomez is “more of a reasonable” girlfriend than Middleton, who has an age-appropriate boyfriend and has never even expressed any thought about Bieber.

Once again, there is nothing in HollywoodLife’s article that’s “reasonable.”

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