Stumpy-Fingered Old Man Scribbles In Diary

We’ve all been looking at this Twitter thing wrong, at least as it relates to Donald Trump.

Suuuuure, he’s doing it in a totally inappropriate way, and suuuuuure, it’s unbecoming of a President to call out everything from businesses to federal court judges using the service when you’re an elected official, but what if Trump doesn’t know Twitter is public?

Like, what if this poor old guy thinks it’s a personal diary or something?

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No, seriously.

Read these tweets (below), but put the words “Dear Diary” in front of them:

Melania and I are hosting Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and Mrs. Abe at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Fla. They are a wonderful couple!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2017

Having a great time hosting Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in the United States! https://t.co/Fvjsac89qS https://t.co/OupKmRRuTI pic.twitter.com/smGrnWakWQ
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2017

I am so proud of my daughter Ivanka. To be abused and treated so badly by the media, and to still hold her head so high, is truly wonderful!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2017

Played golf today with Prime Minister Abe of Japan and @TheBig_Easy, Ernie Els, and had a great time. Japan is very well represented!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2017

A working dinner tonight with Prime Minister Abe of Japan, and his representatives, at the Winter White House (Mar-a-Lago). Very good talks!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 11, 2017

See??? And that’s just from today!! Think back to how he’s criticized Saturday Night Live, or what he said about the “so-called” judge.

Maybe next week he’ll write in his diary what he thinks about Valentine’s Day?? LOLz!!

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And none of these tweets really have any purpose. We already know what Trump is doing thanks to the 24/7 press coverage given to the President by the traveling press pool — so it’s not like he’s making news here.

Instead, maybe The Donald is just using Twitter as his own personal diary, so he doesn’t forget all the flashy things he gets to see and do as President.

Otherwise, what is he even doing?!