Thoughts on Tony and Eva

I think we should start a new TV show called Desperate Actresses and use the lines from the Desperate Housewives show. If this new show’s creator uses the same lines already written for the Desperate Housewives show they can save the writer’s fee. The viewers wouldn’t realize that the same script was being used if the stars, like Eva Longoria, would use the words of her TV husband while Tony, her soon to be real life ex, uses Gabrielle Solis’ lines as he plays footsy with the gardener’s, really his teammate’s, wife. Then no one can sue for plagiarism. Though with actresses and football players or actors it all seems like they are copying one another’s scripts. Can’t they write their own stories?

Isn’t all this coupling and uncoupling becoming so ho-hum already?  Are there bookies out there who are taking bets on how long these marriages will last? I mean, why bother even getting married? Isn’t marriage an antiquated institution anyway? Let the Gays get married. The heterosexuals should just have a humongous party to tell the world that they are an item.  The party’s the thing anyway. Afterwards, the couple can go home together where they have already lived for a longer time than they generally live after they wed. It seems those 5 minutes of making marriage vows spoil the relationships. At their big, telling the world they are a couple, bash, instead of dressing in white gowns they can choose any color dress and keep changing the gowns throughout the party. I mean why bother with white when it no longer represents virginity? If symbolism is what is wanted, red would make the better color.  Then after the party where they did away with the vows, when one partner or the other or both lusts for someone else, they don’t have to go through any divorce procedures with telling the world that how heartbroken and all that crap he/she is.  Who is she/he kidding?  A bastard is a bastard is a bastard, after all.  And, like musical chairs, without the wedding vows they can easily change partners and move to another big house and plan another big party. Think of all the parties we can read about.