Entries from October 2013 ↓

Ryan Reynolds Is In Love With David Cross?! So Says Blake Lively’s Former Co-Star Amber Tamblyn!

We’re afraid we just blue ourselves!

Blake Lively may still be close to her former co-star from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Amber Tamblyn, but apparently their husbands, Ryan Reynolds and David Cross, are seriously in love.

According to Amber, Ryan and David have quite a bromance brewing:

“I mean we’ll be on text chains the four of us, and Blake and I will get like one word in to all of their jokes…I think Ryan wants to literally share a pair of pants with him so he’s in one leg and David’s in the other. They’re just really in love. They’re going end up together. Blake and I are going to end up sad and they’re going to end up together. That’s what’s going to happen. I can foresee it.”‘

Uh oh, we know Ryan put a magical ring (possibly the one from Green Lantern) on Blake on their wedding day, but we sort of hope Ryan gives The Proposal to David! That would certainly be a Change-Up!

We hope they find a Safe House where these two can laugh and, in the words of Tobias Funke, prematurely shoot their wads.

Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

FOOTBALLERS Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

“Mark Bosnich was a terrible professional,” claims Sir Alex Ferguson in his autobiography, which was launched in a small room above a Salford pub last week, to mass indifference.

“We played down at Wimbledon and Bosnich was tucking into everything: sandwiches, soups, steaks. He was going through the menu. I told him, ‘For Christ’s sake, Mark, we’ve got the weight off you. Why are you tucking into all that stuff?’ We arrived back in Manchester, and Mark was on mobile phone to a Chinese restaurant to order a takeaway.”

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And with these words, Mark ‘Sniffer’ Bosnich achieves membership of the exclusive Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food Club.

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There could even have been another, had Fergie revealed the identity of the culprit to blame for ‘Pizzagate’, when a row between himself and Arsene Wenger in 2004 culminated in carb carnage. “The next thing I knew, I had pizza all over me,” recalls the red-faced recently-retired ruler of Old Trafford. He says he did not see who threw it, but that Cesc Fabregas has been suggested to him. And that’s good enough for us, so Cesc is hereby inducted, along with his missile of choice.

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Food5 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

Arsene Wenger remained typically inscrutable this week: “I don’t know about food throwing. I did not see if something was thrown – you’ll have to ask someone else, because I don’t know.”

When Cesc arrives, he will find another Arsenal old boy awaiting him…

Chips

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Food6 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

In 1986, ‘Champagne’ Charlie was arrested outside the Confusion Bar in Ibiza, for an unusual twist on the usual footballers’ fracas. Scottish holidaymaker Lori McElroy alleged that Nicholas stole a chip from her, and then broke her jaw in the ensuing argument. Nicholas was found guilty but continued to deny any wrongdoing.

Chips would haunt Charlie years later, when working as a pundit for Sky. Anchorman Jim White, presumably assuming his mic was switched off, referred to the Celtic fans’ chorus of The Fields of Athenrye with a reference to the Irish potato famine.

“Oh here we go again, the tottie famine,” said Jim.
“Aye, and they’re all eating chips while singing this,” replied Nicholas, to the displeasure of the Bhoys’ worldwide army of millions.

Roast dinner with all the trimmings

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Terry Venables remembers breaking into the Chelsea team as a youngster and playing alongside the legendary Jimmy Greaves. Greavsie was only three years older than Terry, yet he was already a superstar, and would soon move to AC Milan. He lived near Venables, and would give him a lift to matches. The first time this happened, Jim explained that he usually stopped for lunch at a café, so they went in and Venables – already at the vanguard of modern practices – ordered steamed chicken. He was shocked to see Greaves polish off a massive plate of roast beef with Yorkshire pudding, veg, and roast AND mashed potatoes. This he followed up with a large bowl of stodge and custard. “I always have this,” he said. Venables says Greaves proceeded to score a hatful of goals that afternoon. But then, he usually did.

Speaking of dinners, an honoury mention must also go to erstwhile Orient manager John ‘bring yer fu*king dinner’ Sitton, for his legendary televised half-time rant…

Lasagna

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Tottenham Hotspurs’ Michael Carrick and Jermain Defoe walk off dejected at the final whistle

Martin Jol’s Tottenham side of 2005-06 will be remembered for their valiant but ultimately unsuccessful assault on the final Champions League spot. To make it worse, it was arch-rivals West Ham who ruined their party by beating them 2-1 on the final day. And to put the tin lid on it, it was Arsenal who pipped them to fourth.

The defeat was blamed squarely upon a lasagna which had been served to the players at the London Marriott in West India Quay, where the players aere staying before the game. Ten players went down with a mystery illness, assumed to be food poisoning, although the hotel was cleared of any wrongdoing.

Pies

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David Beckham, as reported here recently, is a lifelong pie and mash fan, and even went to the lengths of taking the Spurs players and backroom staff to lunch at a local emporium during his brief stint training at the north London club.

But when it comes to meat-filled be-crusted comestibles, one man is synonymous: chunky Mick Quinn, whose candid autobiography is rhetorically entitled Who Ate All The Pies?

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The scouse goal-machine once picked up a pie that was thrown at him from the crowd and ate it, to the amusement of all. He has been known to repeat the story from time to time in the course of his broadcasting duties.

Mars Bars

 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food
 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

Paul Gascoigne’s love of the ‘iconic’ chocolate brick was well known, and when he turned out for Spurs against his former club Newcastle United the Toon fans bombarded him with said confectionary. Whereupon Gazza ‘did a Quinny’ and chomped enthusiastically.

Testicles

Mention ‘testicles and football’ and the connection is obvious: Wimbledon FC – although this is nothing to do with Gazza’s bollocks…

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…and everything to do with the defunct club’s owner Sam Hammam, who introduced the novel forfeit of eating sheep’s gonads as part of the ‘Crazy Gang’ disciplinary code.

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Crisps

No contest…

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Sandwiches

It would be easy to just post a picture of Roy Keane, who indirectly coined the phrase “prawn sandwich brigade” during a mini-rant about Manchester United’s gentrified supporters.

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Yet Keano’s comments are trumped by events at Grimsby, where Town’s Ivano Bonetti was supposedly injured when manager Brian Laws threw chicken wings at him. The sandwich-based truth is slightly different.

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Laws says that Bonetti hurled sandwiches – and a punch – at him, and that he merely retaliated in kind: “I’ve no idea where the chicken leg or wing part of the story came from! It almost put a bit of humour to it, but we felt it was best to leave things be and put things right later on. That incident gets brought up quite a lot and people laugh at it now – and I do as well – but at the time it wasn’t very funny or nice to be involved in. It was an incident which unfortunately spilled out into the press and all hell broke loose at the time.”

McDonald’s

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The restaurant of choice for footballers seeking a pre-brawl snack, as patronised by Lee Bowyer (pictured here fighting with team-mate Kieran Dyer). Bowyer was convicted of affray at the Isle of Dogs branch…

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And Joey Barton, back home in Liverpool…

Oranges

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Charlton Athletic keeper Charlie Wright is fondly remembered for his tendency to wander behind his goal and chat with supporters. Legend has it that once, while accepting an orange from a fan, the opponents scored.

Salad cream

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 Footballers Forever Associated With Certain Items Of Food

Step up, Dave Beasant. If you can, that is.

Beasant missed two months of the 1993-94 season after knocking over a jar of salad cream which fell onto his foot, causing serious injury. Some say it was mayonnaise, but unfashionable salad cream took the rap.

Bananas

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Eternal spring chicken Gordon Strachan (pictured here with the world’s largest banana split) famously lives on a diet of the curvy peely fruit. “Gordon couldn’t spell banana when he was 20,” says former team-mate Alex McLeish “He ate pork pies then. But we had a teetotal right-back called Stuart Kennedy who brought in books about the diets of Ivan Lendl and Martina Navratilova. That’s when we started good eating habits.”

Unfortunately, the enduring image of footballers and bananas is less savoury. John Barnes was famously snapped back-heeling a banana thrown at him by the Goodison faithful in 1988.

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“I don’t remember doing that,” he said later. “I mean the picture is there but bananas back then were common. The reason it all came to the fore is because I was playing for a high-profile club like Liverpool. For six years before, that happened every week, but because it was a small club it wasn’t highlighted. In terms of me being angry and wanting to fight people in the stands though, it never happened, I consider those people to be ignorant, so how could they affect any part of life or any part of my demeanour.”

 

 

Adam Levine STEALS BACK Former Contestant on The Voice Knockout Round

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Adam Levine STOLE BACK a contestant he previously cut on “The Voice” on Tuesday.

The amazing moment happened during the final edition of the season 5 knockout round, where Will Champlin faced off with Matthew Schuler.

The contestants — both on Christina Aguilera’s team after she stole Champlin during the previous battle round — absolutely slayed their respective songs, much to Levine’s shock.

And when Aguilera voted to keep Schuler, it was the perfect chance for a regretful Levine to get his man back.

“To steal somebody back that you wanted to keep is so cool,” said the coach.

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Twilight’s Peter Facinelli’s Most Romantic Moment With His New GF Is ‘Too Graphic’ To Mention!

Twilight may have been rated PG-13, but Dr. Cullen’s love life offscreen sounds like it’s definitely NC-17!

Peter Facinelli has moved on from former wifey Jennie Garth and found himself a new girlfriend in actress Jaimie Alexander!

The two put their new love on display while attending GQ’s Gentlemen’s Ball in New York! Eye witnesses say Peter and Jaimie couldn’t keep their hands off of each other! And while walking the red carpet, Facinelli was asked what the most romantic thing he’s done for Jaimie so far was.

Peter turned to his new lady and asked her to answer that one, but she blushingly refused!

Jaimie stuck her tongue out at Peter and spilled:

“I think that’s too graphic, baby!”

Ooo! We want to know the dirty deets!

Jaimie’s lips were sealed though and only offered up that Peter always holds the door open for her.

That’s nice and all but FAR from being as steamy as what apparently goes on behind closed doors!

Dr. Cullen, you dirty dog, you!

[Image via C.Smith/ WENN.]

Giant Beach Ball and Fallen Wind Turbines Highlight Perils Of Global Waming In Devon and London

A GIANT  beach ball “ being used to highlight the CO2 emissions a new £200 million development would cut back on” broke broke free and bounced about London’s Old Street as St Jude’s storm blew.

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Giant Beach Ball Giant Beach Ball and Fallen Wind Turbines Highlight Perils Of Global Waming In Devon and London

 

At Higher Rixdale Farm at Luton, near Teignmouth the high winds blew down a wind turbine:

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And:

Firefighters dismantled a small wind turbine from the roof of a house in Ilfracombe. Devon and Somerset Fire Service received a call reporting a wind turbine “in a precarious position”.

No laughing…too hard.

If You Like Examining Selena Gomez’s Butt At Length, You’ll Love Her New Tattoo

If you were looking for a reason to spend long, awkward moments staring at an absurdly close-up picture of Selena Gomez, boy do I have good news for you! Selena apparently got a new tattoo on her right hip that could be glimpsed when she wore a bikini while vacationing in Florida recently, BUT WE COULDN’T SEE WHAT IT WAS. More »

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Camille Grammer Alleges Boyfriend Beat and Terrorized Her in Hotel Room, Gets Restraining Order

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Camille Grammer alleges that boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos beat and terrorized her in a Houston hotel room, and has gotten a restraining order against him.

The onetime “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star claims Charalambopoulos got into an argument on October 16 — just two days after she left the hospital following cancer surgery — after he received early morning texts and a phone call from another woman.

Grammer says that Charalambopoulos grabbed her by the hair and yanked her head, pulling out clumps of hair, according to a court document obtained by TMZ.

He allegedly squeezed Grammer’s nose, repeatedly slammed her head and face into furniture, and threatened to “smash [her] head in” over 40 minutes of abuse, during which the reality star says she feared for her life.

Charalambopoulos is said to have smashed Grammer’s iPhone to prevent her from calling for help, and allegedly told her he’d knock her out if she moved from the bed.

A judge has now granted a temporary restraining order to Grammer, ordering Charalambopoulos to stay at least 100 yards from her and her two children.

On Monday, Grammer hinted at the abuse on Twitter, writing, “Info will come out today that is jaw dropping. And women can’t be silenced after being physically abused!”

“Getting my strength back now that I am at home and wasn’t able to deal with talking about it after my cancer surgery or what had happen,” she added.

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Joan Rivers Is Just Being Miley Cyrus In Racy Halloween Costume!

Pretty much everybody and their mother is dressing up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween, and Joan Rivers is no exception!

Well, sort of.

Joan kind of dressed up like Miley, if Mileybird had somehow gotten into a terrible nuclear accident and became part mutant (that is a Guiness World Record breaking tongue)!

SRSLY Joan probably didn’t mean to start a war, but will Miley and her army of bears Smilers respond kindly to this potential dig?

Joan posted the photo to Twitter on Saturday of her dressed up as the foam finger-wagging singer with this caption:

“Had so much fun on @e_FashionPolice dressing as Miley Cyrus!”

Joan later showed up clad as Miley on Fashion Police, and gave a twerkformance that would give the VMAs a run for their money.

While we’re pretty sure the costume was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, Miley maybe sticking her tongue out of cheek in anger soon to this possible insult! If she’s not careful, Joan might find a taxidermied horse head in her bed when she wakes up one day!

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Correction: Lou Reed’s Collaboration With Metallica And Lulu

WHAT did the Metro newspaper have to say about the death of Lou Reed, who is un-we-e-e-e-eeellllll:

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Kris Jenner Hits Las Vegas (Pictures)

KRIS Jenner still means business.

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Despite her recent split from husband Bruce Jenner, the reality TV star, momager and matriarch stepped out Saturday for Kardashian Khaos in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel and Casino.

It was recently alleged Bruce has a “feminine” side and often likes to dress up as a woman.

“Bruce has a feminine side,” a source told Star magazine.

“He likes growing his hair out, likes getting manicures and pedicures and won’t leave his house without his diamond earrings. And he’s obsessed with plucking his eyebrows!

“Kris has told Bruce that she will reveal his secret if he doesn’t go along with her plans about their split or their show.”

Recent reports claimed Kris and Bruce will divorce once their reality TV show concludes.

According to RadarOnline, the pair — who have publicly claimed they have no plans to divorce — will file divorce papers when they are no longer on the air.

“Bruce and Kris will file for divorce but not until the current contract for the shows comes to an end,” a source said.

“No one would watch if there wasn’t drama, separation leaves it up in the air and will make viewers want to tune in. But once it’s over, it will be over for the marriage too — once and for all.

“Kris thinks a long drawn out separation will keep viewers coming back for more and the show needs it, at the moment.”