MICHELLE Obama means business.
The First Lady has reportedly hired a team of private detectives to compile a secret file containing incriminating new charges that Barack Obama cheated on her.
“Michelle now has all the dirt on Obama’s women,†a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“A private detective has compiled her secret divorce file, and it contains incriminating charges of cheating by the President.
“Barack won’t have a prayer if he tries to defend himself. The secret file details his every flirt, fling and grope, and how Michelle was humiliated by the many women Barack lusted after.
“The file, which has been hidden away for Michelle, consists of notebook entries and other information. Some comes from private investigators hired by members of her inner circle through contacts in Chicago and Washington.
“She learned that Barack was caught with a woman on a solo overseas trip, an incident that, in the words of one mole, was ‘hushed up’.
“Besides that, a Secret Service agent also saw the president ‘in a compromising position’ with another woman while Michelle was out of town.â€
The file also details how Barack still plays golf with high school buddy Bobby Titcomb, who was arrested in an undercover prostitution bust in Honolulu.
“Michelle was not only outraged, she wondered why the president would hang out with someone who solicits prostitutes,†said the insider.
“She believes something shady is going on.
“Michelle’s file raises questions in view of his lenient attitude toward marijuana.
“The president loves alcohol, as well. These days he drinks beer, wine, martinis, sparkling wine and margaritas. In fact, I don’t think he’s met a drink he doesn’t like!
“The divorce file is all the protection Michelle needs to leave the marriage,†added the source. “This will be Barack’s punishment for the many humiliations she’s suffered.â€