LATE breaking news on Anorak is that Justin Bieber has reacted to the footage of his adolescent self telling funnies about “niggers” by taking a bath.

The story goes that singer was ready to drop his pull-ups and get into the font for a re-baptising. But unable to find a church that would keep the event a secret, he arranged for New York Pastor Carl Lentzto to cleanse the Bieber soul in a bathtub.

A quick spritz and your alleged racism is vanished. Someone should can this stuff and sell it outside courtrooms and confession booths. Maybe the reverse is true and a free chamois leather could make the BNP or KKK massively popular?

Bath taken. And Bieber’s mentor, Usher, is impressed:

“What he is now is a young man faced with an opportunity to become his best self, an example to the millions of kids that follow him to not make the same mistakes.”

Right now millions of these kids are having baths to get rid of bad school reports, Holocaust denial, calling that girl with the frizzy hair a ‘spaz’, blowing out the 8 candles on their brother’s birthday cake, scrawling ‘Enoch Was Right’ on their vest, leaving the freezer door ajar…

If you thought adorable homeless kittens did a great Lil Jon impression, then you haven’t seen anything yet!

Paul the Web Guy recently hit the streets armed with nothing by lyrics to DJ Snake & Lil Jon’s epic mega-hit Turn Down for What, and the results were predictably awesome!

Ch-ch-check out iHeartRadio‘s HIGHlarious new Lyrics on the Street for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

AH-Mazing!!! He just repeated the same 12 words over and over again… and it worked!

Will Turn Down for What EVER get old?

Rhetorical question alert! It obvs will NOT!

Oh for goodness sake!

It never ends with these two, does it?!

Recently, a story was published in the Sunday Mirror that suggested that called Katie Price‘s parenting skills into question because her daughter, Princess Tiaamii, had been badly burned by a hair straightening iron!

This, of course, has spurred a nasty war of words between the former glamour model and her ex-husband, Peter Andre, and both are pointing the finger of blame at each other for the incident!

To be perfectly honest, we thrilled that little Princess is okay, but we think that her parents should be more concerned about the emotional scars that they’re inflicting on her by using her as a means to lash out at each other in the press!

So sad.

Check out both parties’ statements…AFTER THE JUMP!

What do U think? Team Jordan or Team Pete??

[Images via WENN.]

Katie’s statement:

Late Saturday evening the Sunday Mirror called my PR company to say they had been given a story that Princess had been burnt by hair straighteners. This followed on from my ex-husbands public criticism of Princess having her hair straightened. I wondered why my ex-husband had used his column to bring that up but now it is obvious.

In fact Princess had her hair straightened by me at her request after I had bathed her and washed her hair. Straighteners were not used.

Princess has in fact got a minor burn under her armpit that she received in a fluke accident when she was in Klosters. At that time she was with my mother and my sister and had (unbeknown to my sister) followed my sister to retrieve pyjamas left to warm. Anyone who knows my mother, who is one of Harveys primary carers, and sister knows that they would lay down their life for any one of my children. That injury was seen to immediately and while it is of course upsetting that it happened at all, it was an accident of the type that happen to children all the time. Princess is fine, there will be no lasting damage and she was and is in no discomfort. The advice we received was to let the burn breath rather than dressing it. Unfortunately Harveys accident means we have a lot of experience of dealing with burns.

My ex-husband was made aware of this incident when we returned from Klosters. He saw Princess on the Wednesday after the incident. On the Friday he made various comments to me after I rang which I presumed were because he was being filmed. That was of course over a week ago (as my ex-husbands public statement on this matter confirms) so I am not sure why he was quoted saying that he was unaware of the incident in the Sunday Mirror.

At a time when I am trying to persuade my ex-husband to remove the children from the public eye to have this incident appear in the press and garner a little publicity is quite shameful. Those that know me will understand the raw emotion that this story and my ex husbands comments will elicit from me. He knows how I shielded him from blame when Harvey was badly burned while he looked after him. And people wonder why I insist my ex-husband has specialist care on hand when he looks after my son. I am sorry that my reaction to this is so emotional and so raw, I wish it did not affect me so much.

I am just so sad, and so sorry, to have to respond publically to the article and my ex-husbands statement. I will take whatever insults my ex-husband wishes to heap on me but I will not accept him portraying me as a bad mother.

I hope this puts to an end the ridiculous stories about my wanting my ex-husband back. I repeat the request to my ex husband that we withdraw the children from the public eye and ask that every scraped knee, bruised elbow and tear of childhood is not used to score points.

I would like to thank the Sunday Mirror for pixilating Princess’s face in their picture.

Peter’s statement:

I would like to make it clear that the story in the Sunday Mirror about my daughter Princess’s burn did not originate from me or my management. I was dealing with this matter privately. My management gave a comment to make sure the story was accurate.

I will not be accused of using an accident to gain publicity by Kate. That is completely untrue.

For the record, the facts are:

1. Princess came back from a skiing trip with a bad burn to her back. I knew nothing about this until my daughter came to my house on the Wednesday.
No-one had contacted me to tell me my daughter had hurt herself.
2. I tried to contact Kate urgently to find out what had happened, but she didn’t respond at all.
3. I took Princess to our Doctors immediately, and the doctor treated the injury and dressed it there and then.
4. Because I still hadn’t heard from Kate, I asked my lawyers to write to hers – to find out what had happened and why I had not been informed.
5. Kate finally called on the Friday but to speak to the children. I took the phone to speak with her then to ask her what had happened to Princess. She then said I was making a big issue out of it.
6. I’m sorry but my daughter being burnt and me not being told about it immediately is a big issue.

I hope this sets the record straight.

So, they’re on good terms again?

Hank Baskett reportedly left his home without Kendra Wilkinson and checked into a motel nearby on Friday.

Earlier that day, Kendra had been all smiles as she went to a doctor’s appointment (below), but apparently that happiness didn’t last.

But the two seem to be working out whatever the problem is because they were spotted out with their two children on Saturday.

Hank seemed to still be upset about something, while Kendra walked alongside him, pushing her stroller.

Earlier reports said that once Hank got to his motel, a male friend and older woman were also in the room with him, but what prompted his quick exit is still unknown.

Whatever the issue is, communication is key to fixing it, so we’re happy to see these two out and about together!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

ONCE upon a time the News of the World did the entertaining kiss ‘n’ tells. Then the paper was put to sleep and replaced with the pisspoor Sun on Sunday. In place of extra-marital shaggings readers now get stories of teenagers flirting.

“England Ace Luke” is Southampton’s 18-year-old Luke Shaw, who could soon be on his way to Manchester United. The story runs:

THREE Lions wonderkid Luke Shaw pleaded for a threesome with a Playboy beauty and her twin sister — just hours before England’s World Cup exit. Shaw, 18, texted Carla Howe from his team’s Rio hotel at 3am on Friday — having earlier sent photos of himself.

So wonderful is Shaw that he played precisely zero minutes for a flat-footed England team at the World Cup.

Carla Howe is one-half of the Sun’s go-to twins for tales of strumpetry.

The Sun loves the sibling glamour models (photos), linking them in print to Manchester United’s Patrice Evra, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, Pass-Notes Revolutionary Russell Band, nodding TV pro-am singer and Dr Sues-inspired will.i.am and Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole (natch.).  

Now the Sun reports:

Carla, 23, said: “When he asked for a threesome I was disgusted.”

Where’s the ambition, dammit! A foursome… A fivesome…. How about asking for a octosum? C’mon Luke. Up your game. And you can start with working out how to send a “saucy” text. Get his pocket rocket from young Luke:

She wrote at 3am on Friday: “Shame England lost,” and he replied from the team hotel in Rio: “I know.”

Oooou. Don’t stop. Keep talking, you dirty sod… Nearly there….

Carla then sent a selfie in which Melissa also appeared…

Shaw wrote: “That your sister?” Carla replied: “She’s in the background. Lol.”

Shaw then asked: “When we having a threesome?” Carla replied: “Lol. Eww I don’t share my sis. Gross.”

Shaw said: “Ow just the two of us then.”

The Sun adds:

Their chat goes against the high standards expected of England players by coach Roy Hodgson.

That’s what happens when you leave John Terry, the aforesaid Cole and Rio Ferdinand at home and have only Wayne Rooney in the party. Standards slip.

Last night Carla said of her chats with Shaw: “I liked him to begin with. He had a good sense of humour in his messages. He told me he was single and I started thinking he was serious about coming to Los Angeles for a date. But it was soon pretty obvious to me that he was intrigued about Playboy because so many of his messages were about what went on at the mansion.

“I ended up realising he was actually obsessed with it…

Shaw then showed his interest in the Playboy mansion, asking Carla: “Can I come and meet some of the girls?”

She replied: “They literally don’t let any guys come up here ever.” He then said: “You must have had a guy up there?”

She responded: “No it’s mega strict.” He wrote: “Lool. What are you and the girls doing then?”

We’ve no idea. But if you want to find out what (allegedly) goes on at the Hugh Hefner’s place, you can read this NSFW story, which is a lot racier than anything you can read in the limp Sun on Sunday.

(Getty Images)

Katie Couric is married!

The newswoman wed John Molner in East Hampton, New York, on Saturday.

Approximately 50 friends and family members were in attendance for the ceremony, which was held in Couric’s own backyard.

It is Couric’s second marriage; she had two daughters with her late first husband Jay Monahan.

Congrats to the newlyweds!

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THE sun is out and so are you white bits, which are now redder than Joe Stalin’s piles…

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Sorry girls, Zachary Levi is hands-off for good!

(c) Twitter

That is 100% correct, as the Chuck and Tangled star surprised fans when he married his GF, Rookie Blue actress Missy Peregrym, last June 15 at the beautiful island of Maui.

If you weren’t aware of it, well, everyone wasn’t, too! The couple kept the ceremonies under wraps, with only their family members and close friends attending.

(c) Eric Blackmon

Officiating the ceremonies are one of Zachary’s best friends and Missy’s dad.

Sources close to the newlyweds tell E! News that the actor is “beyond thrilled to marry the love of his while,” whereas Missy “couldn’t be happier” either.

(c) Getty

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